It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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