its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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