Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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