My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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