But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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