Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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