what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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