your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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