do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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