in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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