He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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