R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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