And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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