Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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