She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
the raccoons are back...
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