I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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