Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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