There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
