i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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