47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
My penis needs a shock collar
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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