return my video game
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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