at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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