you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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