well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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