Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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