Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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