1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
We just shotgunned beers for America
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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