my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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