PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
When are your genitals available?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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