That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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