p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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