he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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