i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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