what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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