He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
two words...techno handjob
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Im part way to drunk.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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