At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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