dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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