I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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