I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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