I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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