the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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