Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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