Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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