i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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