I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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