so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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