Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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