im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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