And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
then he tried to convert me to islam
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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