does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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