I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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