What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Randomize