Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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