I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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