Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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